Category: Joke Board
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at
the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point,
started pissing
on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat
pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.
A passerby saw
all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man
and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.
The blind man
replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so
I can kick his fuckin' ass."